WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES AND YOU JUST HOPE THAT THEY’LL COME BACK BUT THEY NEVER DO AND YOU JUST KEEP LYING TO YOURSELF AND TELLING YOURSELF THEY’LL COME BACK
(Source: elsen-butt, via assdirection)
HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO
(Source: smilingemoticon, via assdirection)

Could it be any clearer.
Niall’s sittin back like “yep I’m the captain of these ships!”
(via darbygirl30fanfic)
im not even sassy im just an asshole
(via assdirection)
2010 / 2013 press conferences.
(Source: likes-boys, via boobearxhazza)
who wants to bet how long it takes niall to get emotional when they’re playing croke park because i think he’s probably gonna cry during his little speech he always does
[louis voice] yes ahem um..the big announcement is….i have a big DICK [niall high fives louis] [liam tries to hide under the table] [harry laughs helplessly because louis has done a Thing] [zayn isnt even there] [wheres zayn] [has anyone seen zayn]
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